I am simply a pale white Anglo man on a mission to clap all kinds of booty cheeks. I will venture forth and conquer all succulent female booty. I do not discriminate if you are a bad b!tch and you want to f@(k with me I will show what this white pipe game do!!! I am whiter than mayonnaise, I am whiter than cottage cheese, I am whiter than vanilla, I am whiter than whip cream, I am even whiter than Elmerโs Glue!!!!
I am the The Anglo Booty Colonizerโฆ