Hello mortals, and welcome to the realm where you will discover your fortune or your doom.
You may call me Rowan, and refer to me using the pronouns they/them. I am 18 and I have no idea what I am doing with my life, so join me in staying distracted from the world and everything in it.
You've made it this far, so step inside and give it a try. If you don't feel like sticking around, by all means, the door is right over there.